Saint Patrick's Day is coming! How about something shiny and green to wear?
Let me know if you want a custom piece! Luck made to order!
I'm pretty thrilled with this one! |
Most everyone living in the Bay Area knows that it was extraordinarily windy today. I got on the bus just now and there was an old Black man sitting across from me who said "I don't mean to offend you, but your hair looks like Donald Trump's!"
I almost fell off my seat and rolled around in the aisle. I am still laughing.
(I am bringing his race into it because there is a good chance he feels differently about DT than an old white man.)
I almost fell off my seat and rolled around in the aisle. I am still laughing.
(I am bringing his race into it because there is a good chance he feels differently about DT than an old white man.)
NEW!
Custom pieces I made
for Jessica & Astrid!
GO GIANTS!
HEY. Do you have a stage that wants funny people to talk into a microphone on it?
Book my favorite Adrienne Price!
(Content Warning: Bawdy humor!)
Book my favorite Adrienne Price!
(Content Warning: Bawdy humor!)
Want to show your love for your Alma Mater or your favorite sports team? I can make a piece with your custom colors!
Shut up, I am not crafting while listening to Lil' Wayne.
YOU'RE CRAFTING WHILE LISTENING TO LIL' WAYNE.
YOU'RE CRAFTING WHILE LISTENING TO LIL' WAYNE.
Having so much fun experimenting with different kinds of music to play while I'm making beautiful things! What kind of music sparks your creative spirit?
Oliver, if you insist on getting in my way when I am trying to craft, I reserve the right to put things on you and take pictures.
I decided my pieces need a back story. So here it is!
I'm Blau, an intergalactic hunter princess. In my travels to alien planets, I came across an enchanted woodland garden, where bows grow on orchids and glitter flows like water. Land mermaids protect it while gathering gems from other parts of their fantasy world. I sought to obtain these treasures by attempting to defeat the land mermaids in battle, but then we realized how much we had in common and became the best of friends. We established an interplanetary trade organization and now they ship some of their baubles to me in exchange for earth flowers and bird feathers, both of which are exotic and prized in their world. It is because of this mutually beneficial relationship that I am able to offer these fascinating pieces to you.
And then, life took a turn that finds me doing custom baby wear.
Please ignore the red bowl, it was the only thing I could find that is approximately the same size as a baby head.
Please ignore the red bowl, it was the only thing I could find that is approximately the same size as a baby head.
The latest batch. Let me know if you see something you like!
Note to myself for later:
How can I incorporate the words "nevertheless, she persisted" into some of my designs?
Also trying to think of ways to make my floral pieces clearly resemble lady bits...
How can I incorporate the words "nevertheless, she persisted" into some of my designs?
Also trying to think of ways to make my floral pieces clearly resemble lady bits...
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